I Know It's Wrong But...

It's just too funny to pass up.

Thanks Nick Yu for sending this over

It's True...Men Will Stick Their Penis Anywhere That Fits

Ever walk around the park and wonder if humping that super seductive steel bench will fulfill your day? Well, Xing, a 41 year-old man, certainly did believe that the feeling of cold steel against his member was just what he needed. Who can blame him though, really? It was a quiet night in Hong Kong, quite dark, people were sleeping, everybody does something pretty creepy once in a while.

It's just really too bad for Xing, because he got aroused by all the dangers involved in this villainous act and his dick got stuck, then it swelled up, and by then he had no choice but to call the authorities.
What an extremely awkward phone call that must've been.

"Help! My penis is stuck!"
"Where are you located, sir?"
"Lan Tian park"
"Where is it stuck? I mean, what is it stuck in."
"A bench"
"A bench? Did you try to fuck a bench, sir. Or, were you doing nude push-ups"
"Uh...The second one"

After the phone call, the police arrived, and they tried basically everything to liberate this man from the steel fist of the bench. They eventually had to saw the whole damn bench off and bring the man-perv to the hospital. Four hours later, Xing, now officially known as Dick-In-A-Bench guy (Timberlake-esque), had his penis back and vows that his hand will be the only thing touching his dong for the next three years.

Now, because of men like Xing, there will be labels on public benches that read: "CAUTION: No, Do NOT Stick Your Dick in these Holes...Pervert"

Check out the painful video of the incident below:
Warning: Lots of moaning and some blood in the video.


Official News Coverage HERE