2. that any girl under 16 years old should NOT have the freedom to wear skirts that rise above their knees. Gross.
3. that JAPADOGS are amazing and anyone who doesn't like them is racist/snobby. (Just kidding...kind of)
On to a lighter note...
MAC VS. PC COMMERCIALS...WITH A SOUTH PARK TWIST...
Find the sequel (with linux!) to this commercial parody HERE
Also, check out this application that lets you create your own South Park Character!