Funniest Asian Rap Ever

Okay, so...the rapping is horrible, the beatboxing is nonexistent, and the lyrics are garbage. But this is the funniest shit I've seen in awhile. I love how the cameraman can hardly contain himself and laughs at the ridiculously bad gangster lingo at the beginning.

So, this is what I understood the lyrics to be:

You look fat, like a cat
Look at your ugly head
I want to hit you with a bat
You suck, like a duck
I want to hit you with a puck
And kick you in the knee
Throw you in the sea
YO!!!...

The description of the video said he was freestyling. So... NO, he's not retarded...