Sick of putting up cameras to track who treads your territory in the middle of the night? Irritated by those pesky kids who stamp all over your flowers whenever they kick their soccer ball over your fence? Well then the Garden Zombie is perfect for you...because it will literally scare the shit of anybody that walks on your land.
Side effects of this, The Ultimate Yard Protection:
- You may receive calls from the cops who are suspicious as to why you have a corpse emerging from your garden
- Zombie enthusiasts may believe that your garden is "just the beginning" and will come knocking at your door pleading you to re-bury that dead body
- Your children may run away from home
- Your friends may not want to be your friends anymore
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